本期 9 条上榜，平均蠢度 5.5，最高 6.9。按蠢度从高到低排列。
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Fellas are paying for surgery in an attempt to get 'Cauliflower ears' so they can look tougher and more intimidating like MMA fighter and rugby players
25岁的记者Joshua Whorms在伦敦摄政街的BIOGENA Store and Longevity Lab体验了红光疗法、间歇性缺氧-高氧训练、淋巴引流下半身服和骨盆底肌训练椅等生物黑客疗法，其中骨盆底肌训练椅是48岁亿万富翁Bryan Johnson的最爱。该店经理Klaudiusz Urbanski表示自8月初开业以来顾客蜂拥而至，他本人用这些疗法缓解莱姆病症状。记者称体验后感觉极好，但不确定自己是否真的变年轻了。
'I tried Bryan Johnson's bizarre biohacking treatments and am blown away by how good I feel'
Bryan Johnson has made many headlines in recent years for his bizarre attempts to live forever - through a series of 'biohacking' treatments that reporter Joshua Whorms decided to put to the test
英国保守党在伯明翰举行年度大会，党魁凯米·巴德诺赫与党员出席，会场最受关注的却是名为“伯明翰挂毯”的80英尺长恶搞作品。这幅讲述2024年大选以来英国政治的挂毯，用看似AI制作的刺绣描绘安吉拉·雷纳在橡皮艇上吸电子烟、奈杰尔·法拉奇与Count Binface争论等场景，文章称大会气氛轻松，但保守党重返执政仍有长路。
There’s room for laughs at Tory conference – but it’s still a long road to power
Kemi Badenoch is in Birmingham with Tory members for the next four days (Picture: Ian Forsyth/Getty Images) Nobody at this year’s Conservative Party Conference can have any doubt over where to find the real star of the show. After all, there are arrows around the main exhibition floor pointing them towards the entrance for the Birmingham Tapestry. It’s all anyone has been talking about in the days leading up to…
2026年诺贝尔和平奖将于10月9日揭晓，加拿大总理马克·卡尼的名字出现在媒体和预测市场的可能获奖者讨论中。他在预测市场Kalshi的获奖概率一度为14%，随后下降。奥斯陆和平研究所列出的潜在候选人还包括国际空间站、保护记者委员会等。
Mark Carney for Nobel Peace Prize? Probably not, but his name's out there
If relations between Canada the U.S. are cool now, the temperature could plummet if Prime Minister Mark Carney were to win the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize this year.
为了让游客也能体验这份金碧辉煌，馆方唯一的妥协是把真金箔换成涂料——毕竟金子经不起这么多人蹭，这一点倒是比原版更懂现实。
The Independent · World🎪 政坛奇观35 天前
他说不满会出现在数据里，可数据一出现不满，他就改口说那是坏民调——这逻辑唯一的问题，是把镜子照出的内容也算作镜子的错。
The Independent · World🎪 政坛奇观35 天前