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Alberto Hernandez Castillo had traveled from Havana to Miami with 10 live birds stuffed into his underwear, federal authorities said
古巴男子Alberto Hernandez Castillo从古巴飞抵美国迈阿密，在机场被海关人员注意到腰胯部有“不明凸起”且神情紧张。二次检查发现，他裤子里缝了六个用胶带包裹的塑料管，共藏着10只活鸟，包括8只黄脸草雀和2只蓝彩鹀。他入境申报表全部勾选“否”，声称鸟是“个人使用”，随后被控走私货物，以2.5万美元保释。
Passenger with 'unexplained bulge' had 10 live birds stuffed down his pants
Alberto Hernandez Castillo, who was travelling from Cuba to Florida, US, was flagged by customers officers after they spotted the suspicious 'bulge' below his waist
美国总统特朗普在Truth Social发文称，白宫将把任何使用“人工智能”而非“超级智能”一词的人视为“敌人”。此前他已签署行政命令，要求联邦机构改用“超级智能”这一说法，他还在联合国大会上称“artificial（人工的）让智能听起来是假的”。这延续了他此前下令把安大略湖改名为“美国湖”的语言改造作风，而多项民调显示多数选民对AI持负面看法。
Trump declares anyone who uses the term Artificial Intelligence to be ‘The Enemy!’
President’s latest outburst comes as his push to rebrand the emerging technology increasingly falls flat
湖人后卫奥斯汀·里夫斯接受《体育画报》采访时表示，他曾想过花钱雇场边球迷整场对卢卡·东契奇说垃圾话，因为被激怒的东契奇能进入另一个档次。湖人新赛季以东契奇为核心，全队此前还前往斯洛文尼亚参加了由他主办的四天迷你训练营。
Austin Reaves proposes crazy idea to help Luka Doncic reach ‘different’ level
Austin Reaves knows how to get Luka Doncic fired up and he’s willing to go to extreme lengths to ensure the Lakers superstar plays well. Reaves has thought about hiring fans to talk trash to Doncic throughout games in order to awaken the Slovenian beast inside. Los Angeles Lakers guard Austin Reaves gestures as he...
一个从玩笑里爬出来的政党，先掀翻部长，再宣布拯救民主，堪称用蟑螂的方式证明：印度政坛的杀虫剂确实不太管用。
The New York Times · World🎪 政坛奇观31 天前
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Ars Technica🎪 政坛奇观31 天前
本来只是想拍两张婚礼照，结果被一整队陌生球迷征用成庆典背景板，最后连蜜月都有人替他们安排好了，这大概是史上最划算的一次路人合影。
The Independent · World🤦 人类迷惑行为31 天前