本期 10 条上榜，平均蠢度 5.3，最高 7.5。按蠢度从高到低排列。
波士顿科技高管 Shannon Burns 曾任德国软件公司 Gitpod 的工程副总裁，在一次奥地利 Lofer 的团建饮酒活动后丢失卧室钥匙，被公司以“喝醉并在桑拿房睡着”为由解雇。她称自己并未醉酒，丢钥匙是2015年确诊的ADHD所致，现以残疾歧视为由向前东家索赔7600万英镑，法官已受理该案，但一项性别歧视指控被驳回。
Tech boss fired for falling asleep in sauna explains why she’s suing for £76,000,000
Shannon Burns was sacked by German software firm Gitpod after she lost the key to her bedroom on a work trip.
24岁英国毕业生Todd Benney和23岁Henry Harrison在博茨瓦纳Makgadikgadi盐沼驾驶1994年路虎卫士时陷车，两人徒步约70公里、历时两天穿越灌木丛求救，Henry穿着勃肯鞋，后来出现中暑和脚伤。他们最终找到警卫站，被送往警局和医院检查，车辆三天后获救，之后继续了非洲行程。
British duo stranded in Botswana hike 70km in Birkenstocks surrounded by lions
The university mates decided to drive across Africa (Picture: SWNS) Two graduates got stranded in the Makgadikgadi Salt Pans in Botswana when their Land Rover sank – and they had to walk 70km through the bush in Birkenstocks. Todd Benney, 24, and Henry Harrison, 23, decided to drive across Africa in a 1994 Land Rover Defender last year. Six weeks into the trip, they began their lengthy drive over the salt flats,…
在田纳西州克拉克斯维尔的一场中期选举集会上，美国总统特朗普再次把密歇根州参议员候选人阿卜杜勒·埃尔-赛义德叫成“穆罕默德”，并称对方是“激进圣战分子”。他承认对方真名是阿卜杜勒，但仍说“对我来说他就是穆罕默德”，还宣称“我是总统，我想怎么叫就怎么叫”。埃尔-赛义德是穆斯林流行病学家，正与共和党人迈克·罗杰斯竞争，若当选将成为美国首位穆斯林参议员。
‘Mohammed el-Sayed’: Trump says he can change name of ‘jihadist’ Michigan Senate candidate
“I’m the president. I can call him whatever the hell I want,” Trump said during a Saturday rally
✍️ 编辑部还在憋这条的吐槽…
Katie Zacharia was appointed as White House press secretary on Friday, replacing Karoline Leavitt, who left the role in August
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